Contact information
My name is:
My e-mail address is:
My home page URL is: http://
My geographical location is:
East Coast
Mid West
NorCal
SoCal
South
Other
I currently live:
in a house
in an apartment
in a dormitory
in a cardboard box
in cell block D
What I want with E
Is (pick the closest one):
to be friends
to be friends with some benefits
a relationship
a long-term relationship
something simple: a shagging partner; we don't even have to talk
a shag first, then we'll see where it goes
Physical characteristics
Age-wise, I am:
applying for the early entrance program
18 - 21
22 - 25
26 - 36
37 - 45
well, lets just say I could be your mom
My tummy:
has a lot of padding.
has some padding.
is average-looking.
is flat as a board!
has a six pack.
has an eight pack!
My lips are:
very thin
average-looking
very thick
pouty
perpetually smiling
cracked and bleeding
puffy like a bee stung them
Distinguishing facial features:
Eyewear:
small, thin glasses
large, thin glasses
small, thick glasses
large, thick glasses
sunglasses
contact lenses
none
a monocle
double monocle
Jewelry:
School & work
Highest level of
GED
high school
technical/trade school
some university
undergraduate degree
graduate degree
I can count to ten.
I majored in:
administration
prestidigitation
biochemistry
biology
chemistry
classics
computer science
criminal justice
deforestation
defenestration
drama
economics
education
English
journalism
law
applied linguistics
theoretical linguistics
mathematics
medicine
music
nothing
philosophy
physical education
physics
political science
psychology
social work
sociology
visual arts
other
Current employment:
student
sales/customer service
technical/tradesperson
professional
self-employed
independently wealthy
"Would you like fries with that?"
"Will work for food."
Recreational drugs
I drink alcohol:
never
seldom
sometimes
often
like a fish, yeshiree.
I use tobacco:
never
seldom
sometimes
often
I live in an iron lung.
I smoke marijuana:
never
I've smoked once, but didn't inhale.
seldom
sometimes
often
Uh, I forget. What were we talking about?
I take LSD:
never
seldom
sometimes
often
Oooo, lookie at the pretty lights in the spinning room.
Other drugs I use
Mental stability
Crimes committed:
Mental disorders:
Religious affiliation:
athiest
agnostic
other
Shouldn't there be more options?
Love, sex, marriage
I am currently:
single
seeing someone
married
divorced
widowed
soon to be divorced
soon to be widowed *evil laugh*
My thoughts on children:
They're lovely, and I'd like some.
They're nice, but I certainly don't want any.
Infanticide is a favor, not a crime.
A romantic evening is:
walking down the beach at sunset
watching sitcoms on the couch
getting stoned/drunk out of our minds
a candlelit dinner for two
watching a football game
philosophical conversation
shagging like bunnies
spending it with someone other than E
I want E because:
of his rugged good looks
it's the "in" thing and I want to be "with it"
I'm lonely
I lost a bet
I'm a masochist
I'm certifiably insane
I'm bored
of the "free" t-shirt!
Sexual preferences:
My orgasms' traits:
The Other Stuff
Why is a raven like
Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.
Because both have bills and tales (tails).
Because both stand on their legs.
Because both conceal their steels (steals).
Because both should be made to shut up.
Because there is a "b" in "both".
I'm most like:
Neo
Trinity
Morpheus
Agent Smith
Cypher
Mouse
the woman in Red
woman ..2
The Internet is:
a collection of computers working together
a source of news and entertainment
the exclusive purview of 3l337 h4x0r d00dz
my only link to the awesome E
50% pr0n and 50% broken links to MP3s
something Al Gore invented
My hero is:
Doc Holliday
El Che
Augustin Louis Cauchy
Augustin Farabundo Marti
Joseph-Louis Lagrange
Who the hell are these people?
Anything else I should know?
